"Folks, it's not WW3, no matter what anyone says. After WW2, we moved away from official release versions and switched to a mandatory lifetime subscription model with endless updates instead."

- @ztwang87

"War365, now with Copilot."

- @tino.munic

A satirical single-page web site that riffs on the Microsoft 365 / Copilot meme by recasting real-world conflicts as if they were SaaS releases. The release history is the centerpiece: a fake git commit log that documents real events from 2022 to today, in the voice of an enterprise engineering team.