Tesla's profits keep falling, but it has guided for higher CapEx in the coming year. To fill the gap, it just opened a $30B credit line.

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105 comments

rgmerkabout 22 hours ago
Look, I get that Elon wants to chase AI, but why not do relatively simple, low-cost things like build a proper 7-seat SUV that uses the Cybertruck platform - or even a properly stretched Model Y platform (rather than the six-seater L)? Or how about a delivery van on a stretched Y platform?

Tesla's product line is narrow and aging rapidly.

fookerabout 21 hours ago
This will get TSLA valued as a car company.

They want to be valued as a ~~scifi~~ tech company.

Which is fair, given that the market (and by extension we) chose to brutally punish boring car companies that make reliable high volume cars.

Gudabout 20 hours ago
And by punish you mean fairly value?
ryandvmabout 13 hours ago
What's funny is that nobody even believes the SpaceX/Tesla fever dream stuff - not even the fanboys. Data centers in space that violate the laws of logistics+thermodynamics? 30 trillion dollars worth of revenue?

No, they only believe that somebody else believes this shit. The entire valuation of Elon's companies is based on greater fool theory. But it notably is called greater fool, not infinite fool; we are going to run out of fools at some point...

yodsanklaiabout 21 hours ago
Do they still care about cars though or they're chasing some new things after losing to the Chinese.
fookerabout 21 hours ago
>after losing to the Chinese

The total market cap of all the Chinese car companies combined is about 300B.

Tesla alone is worth ~5x that, because the market rewards this behavior of chasing new things.

If Tesla suddenly pivoted to 'caring about cars' and tried their best to produce low cost reliable EVs, the market is going to punish them by valuing them at less than 300B. That is, if they succeed at that. If they fail, which would be more plausible, they go bankrupt.

Why would they voluntarily do that?

We could do that by changing public opinion or regulating what public companies must do/report, but that seems somewhat unlikely. It's so much easier to claim that autonomous driving will be solved in six months :)

kersplodyabout 21 hours ago
Why not a Cyberbus based on the cybertruck platform? I’d kill for 8–12 passenger minibuses in the LVCC tunnels during CES instead of the 3 passenger Teslas.
bryanlarsenabout 11 hours ago
They've already "announced" a 14-20 passenger Cyberbus. Is that not better than an 8-12?
cosmicgadgetabout 11 hours ago
This is a strangly specific thing to want so badly.
fearmerchantabout 4 hours ago
An electric truck the size (and look for that matter) of the Hyundai Santa Cruz would be a lot more practical for most folks imo.
tehlikeabout 22 hours ago
I would also like a 7 seater, but that might be uniquely american concept.
Svipabout 21 hours ago
In Europe, they are usually known as MPVs or "people carriers"; Renault has made their Espace since 1984 (though, it looks like they abandoned that format in 2012); there was also the Renault Grand Scénic, which ended in 2022. So not a uniquely American concept, but it seems like the market in Europe for them is thinning significantly. A shame though, I really like the look of that Espace mk1.
fjlunkyabout 20 hours ago
I feel like the opposite is true, Americans seem oddly opposed to vans, minivans, and people movers. Toyota alone make something like 20 different models with three rows of seats as standard, and school event parking where I am is packed with 7 seaters. Wasn’t Tesla Model X a 7 seater?
IsTomabout 20 hours ago
I've seen taxi drivers use them in Europe multiple times basically every time you want to transport more people. Beats using 2 cars.
Hamukoabout 21 hours ago
Any more than the four-door full-size pickup truck that is the Cybertruck?
eddythompson80about 21 hours ago
Not really. Peugeot has been making 7 seaters for over half a century now.
speedgooseabout 22 hours ago
Sorry TSLA holders, it's partly my fault as I got my 5 years old Model Y checked by a third party garage for everything that should be fixed by Tesla before the end of the main warranty period.
sippingabonedryabout 22 hours ago
I'm reminded nearly every other day that EVs need no maintenance and should never see the inside of a mechanic's garage.
speedgooseabout 22 hours ago
I can't really complain about the maintenance of the EV parts of my cars. I know some EVs fail there too, but my two EVs have been flawless when it comes to the electric drivetrains and the batteries.

But having an electric car doesn't make salt and potholes magically disappear, unfortunately.

drnick1about 22 hours ago
What maintenance do they actually need? Tires, brakes, wiper blades, air filter, washer fluid? All fairly trivial to DIY. One thing that I would do is disable the cellular modem, to prevent unwanted "upgrades."
collabsabout 22 hours ago
You still need things like brakes though, right?
lelanthranabout 21 hours ago
> I'm reminded nearly every other day that EVs need no maintenance and should never see the inside of a mechanic's garage.

Are you being sarcastic, perhaps?

sdcfgyabout 21 hours ago
EV ownership is mostly about lying to yourself and saving face.

From direct experience.

Also worth noting that the fuel on a second hand petrol car cost less than the depreciation on the EV for me.

landdateabout 21 hours ago
I drive a shitbox but if I was gonna buy a new car and I had the money to buy one it would probably be tesla considering their realistically the only American car companies that make their cars in the US. Rooting for them to do well, because I live in the midwest and have seen what happens when these trash can companies overshore manufacturing.

Seeing it happen now too with college jobs is funny, because all those same people making fun of your community for complaining about lack of jobs after the factory they built their city around leaves, now are complainjng abiut the same thing. H1B yourself. Love those Indians. Anyway, everyone loses no class solidarity, the poors fighting amongst themselves like animals.

CharlieDigitalabout 21 hours ago

    > ...considering their realistically the only American car companies that make their cars in the US
Rivian says "Hi"
haspokabout 19 hours ago
Lucid is also American made, no?
landdateabout 21 hours ago
Never heard of them. But if they are made in America I will keep them in my mind when/if I buy a new car.
kasperniabout 22 hours ago
It's okay, we're an AI company now.
MiroslavPokornyabout 22 hours ago
A taxi company powered by AI auto drivers with ZERO taxis!
collabsabout 22 hours ago
I understand not wanting to pay the cost of LiDAR like twelve years ago but the price has come down since then. At this point does it even make sense to stick to cameras? What possible reason is there other than an aging Elmo's ego?

Even if it prevents like ten deaths, the LiDAR will have paid for itself.

zobzuabout 22 hours ago
I take them regularly in SF, twice cheaper than lyft, 4x cheaper than waymo and works fine... it's literally the cheapest other than zoox (free if on tester list, which I am), but it's as fast as Lyft/Uber.
boykaabout 22 hours ago
Invest the $30B into AI build-out with a company called SpaceX, nice. SpaceX invests some more Cybertrucks, nice.

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