There is an effectively unlimited supply of people willing to take sums of money to work on anti-human endeavors, so long as they and theirs are not the humans involved.

> Thankfully, the Sauronic array of electronic eyeballs can suppress that kind of rowdiness,

I don't think I've seen this descriptive adjective before, but it is brilliant.

MIT may need to establish an endowed chair for its department of Sauronical Engineering.

If you fail to read the article you might not realize it's being sarcastic.

Universities in many countries have traditionally been the place of political change and even revolution. Always the prime target of intelligence agencies.

From Palestinian flags to ultra conservative incels it's a hotbed of dissent even in tame countries.

They must really love their security cameras to have decided to start decorating them. The bedazzled cameras are lovely to see. My inner 90's child can't wait to apply sparkly plastic rhinestone to their naked exteriors. What's next? Some fake braids and perhaps a troll doll or two?

Also have to commend whoever is in charge of acronyms for this project. I thought I was the most excessive acronym user, but now having read this article, I'm not!