In March, Windows Latest was the first to notice that Microsoft’s official Copilot Discord server was blocking messages containing “Microslop.” Anyone who tried to post it got a moderation warning,…

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rschiavone7 days ago
Maybe having 81 different things called Copilot does not help if you want to get taken seriously

https://teybannerman.com/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-micros...

spiderfarmer7 days ago
> "How many branding mistakes do you want to make?"

"All of them"

sethaurus7 days ago
Show me the incentiveslop and I'll show you the outcomeslop.
Razengan7 days ago
Microsoft Live Passport Copilot.net Ultimate Professional Home Edition 360

(generated by Astra)

ElProlactin7 days ago
Can't speak to that one, but Studio Copilot.net Ultimate Home Professional Visual Edition 365# Server 95 was one of the best pieces of software I've ever used.
pseudohadamard6 days ago
Microsoft:

Well, there's egg and bacon

Egg sausage and bacon

Egg and slop

Egg, bacon and slop

Egg, bacon, sausage and slop

Slop, bacon, sausage and slop

Slop, egg, slop, slop, bacon and slop

Slop, sausage, slop, slop, slop, bacon, slop tomato and slop

Slop, slop, slop, egg and slop

Slop, slop, slop, slop, slop, slop, baked beans, slop, slop, slop and slop

(Vikings: Slop! Slop! Slop! Slop! Lovely slop! Lovely slop!)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and slop

Iolaum7 days ago
Funny thing is that this is coming from human slop.
hacker_homie7 days ago
Like most things Microsoft, "gave up after six months" is accurate.
glimshe7 days ago
Microsoft should now release a brand new UI framework, this time designed and implemented end-to-end by AI:

Microsoft Visualization Copilot

If there's anyone from Microsoft here, let your bosses know I'll accept a Chief Prompting Officer role to help get it (and much more) out of the door.

hulitu5 days ago
Their UI/UX is bad enough.
VCFundedGenYer7 days ago
Maybe if they didn't have a toddler CEO that's completely asleep at the wheel they would have prevented losing in the court of public opinion.
techjamie6 days ago
They're being surprisingly intentional about trashing consumer trust. They recently patented a method to inject ads during downtime in video games[1]. Plus they changed Xbox GamePass so you can only play 5-15 hours a month on it, depending on your plan.

Why is installing Linux suddenly becoming mainstream? I don't think any of the managers at Microslop know.

[1] https://www.polygon.com/microsoft-patent-in-game-ads-load-sc...

foxtrot86727 days ago
Their execution is improving, but their models aren't as good as Anthropic or Open Ai

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